A "Dove Tale" ... errr ... tail ...  

Posted by Bade Millsap

Let's see ... over the course of a number of years of woodworking I've built solid body guitars, hollow body guitars, a couple of mandolins, a banjo, several small furniture items like quilt racks, outdoor furniture, ice chests, a backyard swing, several picture frames and any number of other things ... but not once have I ever built anything that used a joinery method called a "dovetail".

Dovetail joinery is actually a very common and very old way of joining two pieces of wood at a right angle. (you can of course use dovetails to join wood at other than right angles but the common usage is for drawers and cabinetry) In the "old days" and even now many craftsmen consider "handmade dovetail joints" to be a mainstay of fine craftsmanship. These woodworkers accomplish this magic joinery with nothing more than a hand saw, a pencil, a ruler and a practiced eye. Modern day woodworkers typically rely on "jigs" and either a router or a table saw to create the joint. I on the other hand have managed to avoid using this particular joint because of the many articles and books I have read that contend that the setup of the jigs and power tools are beyond the skills of all but the most accomplished woodworker.

A few months ago ... ok ok ok ... about 3 YEARS ago I was in the local "Harbor Freight (HF)" store ... HF is the home of cheaply made, cheaply sold pacific rim tools that one can almost always count on to fail when put into actual use ... but also the place wannabe craftsmen like myself are drawn because of the low prices and ever present "sales and coupons" ... and jumped at the "sale" being had on the HF version of a "half-blind" dovetail jig for routers. (Dovetails come in two flavors basically ... "half-blind" and "through" ... without too much technical detail just know that a quality "through" dovetail router jig from a well known manufacturer (Leigh) will cost $400-$500 ...) The $29 for the HF jig was too good to pass up. After getting the jig home and then reading several woodworker forum posts about how hard the HF jig was to set up and even then how poor the actual fit of the joint ... I quietly stowed the jig in a far corner of the shop (unopened) and promptly resumed my avoidance of the mystical dovetail joint.

Recently, I decided to start a fairly ambitious project for an anxiously anticipated new grandchild and needed to secure lumber for that project. At the same time I came to the decision that I wanted to continue the tradition started by my dad of building a "toy box" for the grandchildren and delivering the toy box on Christmas morning when the grandchild has reached an appropriate age. Zach will be seven this Christmas and it is time to build him a toy box. I visited a saw mill in East Texas and bought white oak for the other project and "aromatic cedar" for Zach's toy box. I recalled that as a boy most of the toy boxes I was familiar with had lots of "knots" in them (cheap pine I suspect) and felt like cedar offered a similar look. Aromatic cedar is more often thought of for "cedar chests" that would hold blankets or clothes I suppose but I believe that this will look great as a toy box as well.

I had located a "plan" for the toy box that gave me an idea of what I wanted to build and the amount of wood required. Once I had the wood at home I examined the plan more carefully and realized that the plan was sketchy on construction details but what was clearly noted was that the "dovetail joints need to be carefully laid out and cut to assure a proper fit ..." ... well thanks a lot bucko ... I considered looking for a different plan but ultimately decided to cowboy up and learn how to execute this troublesome piece of joinery.

I read everything I could find online about using the HF jig including a set of fairly detailed setup instructions posted by another hapless woodworker that had been suckered into the $29 jig sale and forged ahead with its usage ... his assessment was that it was in fact possible to accomplish an "acceptable" joint if extreme care was taken in the jig and router setup. In general woodworking, a 1/16" accuracy is typically acceptable ... but not so in cabinetry ... in that case "perfect is almost good enough ...".

So armed with the additional setup instructions and the instructions that came with the jig ... which were clearly written by someone who's 1st, 2nd and perhaps 3rd language was NOT English ... I dug around in the shop for the box with the jig. I found it under a pile of debris covered in cobwebs, dust and mouse droppings ... opened it up and heaved out the 20 pound Harbor Freight Half-Blind Dovetail jig. I spent about an hour setting up my first test cut using some scrap lumber and dove in ... when finished I fully expected the fit to be "half-assed" having been created by a "half-blind" craftsman on a "half-blind" jig ... but it turned out not to be "half-bad" ... in fact it was far better than I expected.

So ... armed with a new found confidence and again being very very careful with the setup measurements (those changed every time you change wood stock dimensions) I reset the jig to fit the actual cedar I had very carefully cut, jointed and planed to the exact dimensions I wanted for the toy box.

The results are in my opinion very acceptable ... I hope that in the distant future when Zach has passed the toy box down he will remember the story of how G'Pa learned how to dovetail on his toy box.

I have included a few pictures of my progress to date:

From Bade's web log


From Bade's web log


From Bade's web log

Well ... one down another one coming up in two weeks ...  

Posted by Bade Millsap


Regardless of the immense pain in the butt having our flight canceled last night and having to DRIVE from Dallas ... we had a great time (as always) in Cozumel.

In total we did 10 boat dives and a short shore dive and spent over 10 hours underwater for the week.

The weather held out for us in Cozumel and while we were gone we received 4.67 inches of blessed rain here at the house over the week. So everything is green and needs mowing.

Thanks for reading ... hope you enjoyed the web log ....

Next up ALASKA ....

It takes 4 hours to drive from the DFW airport to the SAT airport ...  

Posted by Bade Millsap

... and I KNOW this because ... we just did it. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

When we got to the airport in Cozumel, we checked in and managed to change our flight out of Dallas from leaving at 10:40PM to leaving at 8PM .... improving our layover in Dallas from about 6 hours to only a little over 3. This you would think is a good thing ... WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We got to DFW from CZM with no problem at all (in fact a little early) ... had a bite to eat after getting thru customs an rechecking our bags on to San Antonio and then sat at the gate ... there was what appeared to be a small thunderstorm that passed thru pretty quickly but we were advised that the flight coming from Detroit had been rerouted to Oklahoma City would refuel and be in Dallas a little late ... no big deal ... then about 8:30PM (flight was to leave at 7:55PM) it was announced our flight had been canceled ... no explanation just "tough" .. there are 150 passengers on this flight please line up at the desk so we can confirm you on a flight tomorrow ... the two later flights tonight (the last of which we were initally scheduled for and changed in Cozumel) are booked solid but we will put you on standby for those ... "good freakin' luck".

So ... we went to the desk (waited in line) and got confirmed on a flight for Wednesday morning ... btw ... American Airlines will NOT pay for your hotel BUT will get you a reduced rate. ... THANKS A LOT!!

So we boogied over to the rental car complex and started looking for a car to rent ... 1st price we got was $200 plus tax .... NOT .... finally got an AVIS car for what we thought would be $165 ... so we drive the giant gas guzzling Grand Marquis ... the 4 hours to San Antonio airport, arrive about 1:45AM ... it requires three passes to actually get INTO the airport because of poor signage and construction ... we got to the AVIS rental place surprised to find they were actually open at that ungodly hour only to be told the cost was $213 .... NOT .... turns out they had made the car reservation to be returned to San Diego .... we'd have to drive pretty damn fast to make that in 24 hours.

So .. got that straightened out actually paid $157 for the car and are now trying (to no avail yet) to get a refund for the DFW/SAT leg of the airfare.

Got home about 3AM ...

Other than that how did you like the play Mrs Lincoln?

Private resort ...  

Posted by Bade Millsap

...well that seems to be the case today after noon and until we leave
tomorrow at any rate. All of the other guests left for home this
morning and there will not be new arrivals until Friday so basically we
have the entire Villa Tan Kah resort to ourselves. In fact, the owners,
managers and maids have all left as well ... I think the night time
security guard will come on duty later this evening but basically we are
alone at the resort for the time being.

Since today is a non-diving day for us we took a taxi around 8:30am
down to the "Museum of the island Cozumel" ... which oddly enough
besides being a rather interesting museum ... is also home to a very
good restaurant that serves a very good breakfast. Since breakfast is
supplied by the resort and we are generally in a hurry to get prepared
to board the dive boats, breakfast usually consists of some yogurt and
cheerios ... today we splurged and had bacon and eggs and french toast
... we WILL pay for that when we get on the scales back home.

After breakfast we walked down the main street for a while. Carolyn
bought Zach a t-shirt and I tasted several high dollar tequilas. I
didn't buy any because I don't want to deal with adding weight to my
already borderline heavy checked bag and my carry on will be just as
stuffed as it was coming in. But, I did enjoy the samples.

At a little after 4PM today we made instant message contact with Brandi
and confirmed that they had made it back safe and sound from their
tequila tour weekend.

We also received an email from Mel confirming that the house was still
intact after 4th of July and we had even gotten SOME rain at the house.
All very good news!!

We plan to revisit the Chinese restaurant again tonight and then get
packed to head to the airport about 11:30AM tomorrow ...flight is
scheduled to depart at 2:05PM ... and we have a 6 hour layover in Dallas
for no good reason I can offer other than that was the cheapest
roundtrip routing I could find. Should get into San Antonio around
midnight.

Nothing else of note to report ... been fun and the weather has been
perfect.

Bade

Giant man eating Tortuga ...  

Posted by Bade Millsap



This pic gives you an inkling of what we are seeing ... the two divers in the picture are Carolyn and me.

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Bade
Like an old desperado ... painting the town beige

Mas Tiburon!!!!!  

Posted by Bade Millsap

... that would be MORE SHARKS!! ... but as before ... not very big and as far as we could tell ... asleep.

We (Carolyn and I) saw 2 smallish Nurse Sharks on our 1st dive today (Cedar Pass reef) but according to some of the divers there were two under one ledge where we saw only one ... still exciting ... when the tanks are being "banged" to get divers attention and then the banging diver makes a dorsal fin with his hand on his forehead indicating "SHARK" and then points ... you can be sure every diver within hearing range is swimming like crazy to where the spotter is pointing ... seems kinda like chasing bears ... maybe not the best idea after all.

Today was our last day of diving and we had two very long (1hr+) dives with a lot of marine life and coral/sponges ... beautiful as always .

I did finally see a spotted eel on the 2nd dive today ... usually see a lot of eels but not this trip. Also no Splendid Toad Fish on this dive ... another expected to see but didn't.


Well tomorrow will be a shopping day since no diving at least 24 hours before flying ... that has been challenged lately and it's probably ok within 18 hours but no point in risking a DCS (decompression sickness -- the bends) hit.

We were dissappointed that we never got to dive with our favorite dive master Juan "A" but he spent the week with a large group from Minnesota ... oh well.

See you later ...
Bade

Cheap eats ...  

Posted by Bade Millsap


Trying something different. It's about 8:30PM Saturday night and we have returned from "Los Seras" taqueria (supper), I am up in the room and out of wifi range, so I am writing this email "offline" and will then tomorrow hook back into the wifi net and HOPEFULLY this note will flow out at that time, it is how I plan to do my email/blog aboard ship since the wifi connection on ship is pretty pricey.

Los Seras is a local taqueria well off the beaten path. The taxi to it from Tan Kah is 50 pesos ... a whole dollar more than to the downtown area. That in itself isn't a big deal ... but our meal this evening which consisted of 3 pastor tacos each and a bowl of bean soup for me and two crystal Frescas totaled 97 pesos ($9.70USD) so the taxi round trip cost basically the same as the meal for two of us.

Well the email of the pic didn't work so I manually stck it at the top....